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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

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1 week ago via ssigh • 209,392 notes • #gpoy 

keitown:

Zorak never did get his fly honeys.

keitown:

Zorak never did get his fly honeys.

(Source: keitown)

1 week ago via uhh-um • 2,123 notes • #gpoy 

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3 weeks ago via spencermadsen • 53 notes • #gpoy 

relatable feel:

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

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1 month ago via dumbscum • 80,602 notes • #orange is the new black #gpoy 

heckacute:

Ladies love me even though I can’t dunk. That’s how pretty I am. 

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1 month ago via cosmicspread • 102 notes • #gpoy 

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1 month ago via cuddybrisp • 4,121 notes • #gpoy 

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